#1
We fired the guy, but left his login whole — his Notion thrives, his Slack still pings at night. The company has lost both cash and soul, but AutoCISO shines a fearless light.
In the style of Igor Guberman
Epigrams on Access Security
Four gariki about ghost accounts, identity risk,
and the quiet absurdity of enterprise security.
#2
Each startup dreams of growth and noble deeds, but ghosts of former staff haunt every app. Security, like love, fulfills its needs by finding corpses in the access map.
#3
No Okta, no SSO, no holy grail — just screenshots fed to an AI that sees. The enterprise consultant turns him pale: we solved in five minutes what took him weeks.
#4
The CISO office costs a million clear, we built the same for ninety-nine a month. The difference between wisdom and career is simply who can stomach being blunt.